Since it’s the in thing to make false police statements, like getting kidnapped, or going fishing and you buddies fall out of the boat or having 14 kids was an accident, or now is a great time to buy stock in AIG.

It’s up to you, true or false?

A hunter poses by the enormous bear he shot.

TRUE

Bears do get big. This photo was taken in October 2001 in Alaska.

 President Bush doesn’t notice his book is upside down.

FALSE

The book in President Bush’s hand has been digitally turned upside down.

A car loaded down with lumber. Note the person asleep in the front.

TRUE

The owners of this car really did try to strap all this lumber to their car and drive it away. What can one say? They were idiots.

Senator Daschle pledges allegiance backwards

FALSE

Daschle’s body was digitally flipped around so that his hand appears to be on the right side of his chest.

Michael Jackson’s nose disintegrating.

TRUE

Horrifying, but real. The rumor is that Jackson has to use tape to keep his nose attached to his face.

Be foolish on April Fool’s day.  Everyone else is.