Well, here we are at the edge  of the weekend.  I thought I would remove a few layers of mind clutter.

(1) Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy.  The mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend.

Seems Clay was a “donor” via artificial means.  Not a chance in the world he climbed in the straddle….if you know what I mean.

(2) The South Carolina legislature has officially lost its freaking mind.
Two weeks ago it had a chance to make it “illegal” for teens to text while driving.  It seemd obvious, but for some insipid reason, they declined. 

Now they have veered from logic with this weeks gem. 

When preparing to pass a bicycle on a public road you now have to make sure you maintain at least 5 feet from your vehicle and the bike. 

Each morning, around 7:45 I see a goober on a bike peddling his way down Garlington road, at about 10 miles per hour.  Behind him will be no less than 20 cars, trucks, etc all wanting to get around this clown.  Garlington, like many roads is a narrow 2 lane, heavily traveled stretch of blacktop. 

Thanks to the empty suits in Columbia you now have two choices.  The first is stay behind these Lance Armstrong wanna be’s, or option two is swerve over the line, into the other lane, to get around the rider.  Please keep in mind option two is against the law. 

So here’s a flip of the finger to both groups of a-holes, the legislature and the spandex wearing douche bags on their cute lil bikes.  Both do a great job of screwing up traffic.
 

(3) Moving on….take a peek at the pic below.

Call me old fashioned but I would prefer the leader of the free world not bump chests.

(4) Now from the idiot file…Sharon Stone.
She made some comments regarding Karma, China, Tibet and earthquakes.
Check out the video.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/26/sharon-stone-calls-chinese-earthquake-karma/

This is perfect example of a woman that makes a much more favorable impression by crossing her legs on screen than opening her mouth on the red carpet.

(5) Speaking of stupid…..I’m sure all of you will be rushing to see the new “Sex and the City” movie.  It was a stupid series, with stupid women.  Now it’s a stupid movie with the same stupid women. 

For some reason there is huge speculation as to whether it can knock off the new Indiana Jones movie as the top box office draw.  Let me save you the worry….they won’t.

(6) But, since we are talking about the “City” movie, and if some some perverse reason yu do decide to see the film. Consider this.  Cynthia Nixon, one of the gasbags in the film, decided she was a lesbian a year or so ago.  And to prove ti, she hooked up with the new love of her life…..a woman….sort of.
  

Well I think that just about does it.

Thanks for your patience.