Its been a while since we took a look at the stars and their lives…so lets stumble down the walk of fame.

Kevin Federlne said ex-wife Brittney Spears was like a roller coaster.
Once you climbed off, you wanted to throw up. (Alright, I might have made that up.)

Lindsay Lohan says she isn’t gay…but her girfriend is.  (I did not make that one up.)

I watched an episode of the Housewives of Atlanta.  That group should be sued by the NAACP, NOW, and any woman that has character.  What a bunch of gold digging, nasty street trash.

Twlight, a movie about love and vampires came out this weekend.  Twisted Todd, can’t get a steady date……but  a bloodsucking VAMPIRE has women flocking to the theater. (sorry Todd, it was too easy not to.)

What the hell has happened to CMT?
It used to be Country Music Television.  Now its movies with Sandra Bullock, guys working on trucks, weddings, and assorted crap.  Where the hell is the MUSIC?

And this just in…….Angelina Jolie says she may retire from acting.  Who will notice? More importantly…who will care?

Have a nice Thanksgiving. Be thankful for those with you, and remember those no longer here.