Ever wonder why they call it “dope”?

This is 24-year-old Jessica Parker from New Hampshire (yes, it’s a girl).

She was arrested early Thursday morning for holding people at knife point against their will in her apartment in Nashua. 
Apparently, Jess stole some stuff from a store, evaded police and then held people hanging out at her apartment hostage so they wouldn’t rat her out to the cops.

Cops came to the hostages’ rescue after one of them sent a text message to authorities alerting them of the situation.

Jessica Parker is why you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.