Well we are 1 week away from Christmas and I’m sure many of you, some of you, hell maybe 1 of you has asked yourself “what can I get Old Lar for Christmas?  He does so much for me, what can I do for him?”  You have asked yourself that haven’t you.  Moving along.

Here some suggestions that just might help get me thru the season and into the new year.

1. Someone tell that jeweler in Spartanburg that ‘if I have to give him gold….it aint free money.’

2.  Tell all stores to STOP “up selling.” I’m tired of having to answer a bunch of questions about do I want to change memberships, rent for longer, spend more in the store.
I’m ready to whack the guys at Blockbuster over this. Just rent me the damn DVD.

3.  Somebody fix that train wreck of a TV show on Ch 7 called the Scene. Damn.

4.  Convince Al Gore to admit he is a fraud and in it for the money.

5.  I need the Editorial guy at TV-4  to stop pimping the station and to actually take a stand. 
He went out on a limb a month ago and declared that WYFF was in favor of Thanksgiving.  That took lots of guts. Now he has one running that promotes the stations “Pay it forward” segment during the news.  Again, very gutsy.

6.  Send a note To:  Bob Dylan – Everyone in America has voted and NO ONE wants to hear you sing Christmas songs. EVER.

7.  Here is a special request. I have $5. Someone bump off the guy that “went to Jarret.” Then there are ALL the women on Housewives of Orange County, Atlanta, New Jersey, New York, Pickens, etc . They are either trash or stupid beyond words. PLEASE make them go away. Now!

8.  Best wishes to all the folks at Spartanburg Harley and Century-BMW.  These are some of the nicest folks that you will ever meet. Its been a pleasure to represent them and their products this year  Go by, tell them you heard me do their commercials on Rock 101….and then buy something!

Seriously, have a nice holiday. Be kind to those that love you.

It’s no “day at the beach” hanging out with me and I appreciate the few that have the patience.